The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
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The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
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