Quotes by Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single

Explore a curated collection of 24 quotes by Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels.... — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Be nice to people on your way up, because you'll land on them on your way down — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dates: 'Don't cry because it happen — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Friends might lose touch but never lose feelings — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
I hate pulling out... I mean, I'm really bad at the whole parking thing.... — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
When she says 'I've never done this before" she just means with you — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Does speed dating necessarily end up in a quickie divorce....? — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
I started to enjoy the regal sport of cockfighting... but I'm still having trouble getting the hang of windmilling the b — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
I love Shark Week, where all kids under 12 swim for free — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no ch — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single