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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment. — Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I — Veronica Roth, Divergent
What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there."It's a — Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
I love you like a fat kid loves cake! — Scott Adams
Welcome to the wonderful world of jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a near — J.R. Ward, Dark Lover
I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me — Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. — Lemony Snicket, Horseradish
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. — Charles M. Schulz
When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel — Erma Bombeck, When God Created Mothers
If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. — Chuck Palahniuk
And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonde — Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited. — William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Oh no. Don't smile. You'll kill me. I stop breathing when you smile. — Tessa Dare, A Lady of Persuasion
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott, The Intern
Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a dead body. — Lady Gaga
I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are. — Jess C. Scott, The Devilin Fey
If you want some advice—which I'm sure you don't—you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're mov — Richelle Mead, Shadow Kiss
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. — P.G. Wodehouse, Very Good, Jeeves!
He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married. I could be — James Patterson, Max
Because I can't help doing it," he said with a shrug. "And hey, if I keep loving you, maybe you'll eventually crack and — Richelle Mead, The Indigo Spell