Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months — Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Download Customize

Dating should really be more like furniture store commercials....I would love to' pay no interest for 6 months

— Josh Stern, And That’s Why I’m Single
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
absurd commercials furniture dating store humor

More “Absurd” Quotes

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
 — Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. — Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays
Beauty is a whore, I like money better. — Michael Cunningham, The Hours
The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., The Sirens of Titan
When all else fails, there's always delusion. — Conan O'Brien
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ. — Woody Allen
We can regard our life as a uselessly disturbing episode in the blissful repose of nothingness. — Arthur Schopenhauer
Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them — Ginnetta Correli
Applaud my idiocy. — Conan O'Brien
We no longer believe because it is absurd: it is absurd because we must believe. — Julio Cortázar, Around the Day in Eighty Worlds
To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition. — Woody Allen