Quotes about Absurd

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Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited. — William Goldman, The Princess Bride
My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
 — Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
What is called a reason for living is also an excellent reason for dying. — Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus and Other Essays
Beauty is a whore, I like money better. — Michael Cunningham, The Hours
The bounties of space, of infinite outwardness, were three: empty heroics, low comedy, and pointless death. — Kurt Vonnegut Jr., The Sirens of Titan
When all else fails, there's always delusion. — Conan O'Brien
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ. — Woody Allen
We can regard our life as a uselessly disturbing episode in the blissful repose of nothingness. — Arthur Schopenhauer
Children and dogs are the messengers of God some of us do not deserve them — Ginnetta Correli
Applaud my idiocy. — Conan O'Brien
We no longer believe because it is absurd: it is absurd because we must believe. — Julio Cortázar, Around the Day in Eighty Worlds
To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition. — Woody Allen
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. — Garrison Keillor
No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity — Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland. — Woody Allen
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell t — George Carlin
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous — Jon Stewart
I can't go on, I'll go on. — Samuel Beckett, I Can't Go On, I'll Go On: A Samuel Beckett Reader
The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with — Carl Sagan