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There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
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There's always someone we'd love to kill, the trick is to make it not look like an accident

— Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
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