Quotes about Funny

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I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was wo — Stephanie Lennox, I Don't Remember You
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott, The Intern
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement — Jess C. Scott
I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott, Wicked Lovely
V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite st — Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. — Marian Keyes, Watermelon
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen
And now," Eric yelled into his mircophone, "we're going to sing a new song-one we just wrote. This one's for my girlfrie — Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels
My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism. — Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel
Huh," Leo said. "Well, if you ever get off this island and want a job, let me know. You're not a total klutz."She smirke — Rick Riordan, The House of Hades
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Sam came around the side of the car and stopped dead when he saw me. “Oh my God, what is THAT?” I used my thumb and midd — Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Whatever happened to the dragon?"I mustered my primmest tone. "He has a name, you know."Adrian pulled back and gave me a — Richelle Mead, The Indigo Spell
Aside from the obvious, Francesca, what do you want in return for supplying information?” Bones asked, getting back to t — Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly tra — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health. — Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
I’m a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I — Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.