Quotes about Funny

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Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
She held up her calloused, grimy fingers. Leo couldn't help thinking there was nothing hotter than a girl who didn't min — Rick Riordan, The House of Hades
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
My love is meatloaf flavored. I just wish my meatloaf was also meatloaf flavored. — Dora J. Arod, Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.
If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay. — Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel
I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the — Jess C. Scott, New Order
Nice costume," he said. "Ditto. I can tell you put a lot of thought into yours."Amusement curled his mouth. "If you don' — Becca Fitzpatrick, Finale
Our lips met hungrily, and his clever artistic hands wrapped around my hips. A sudden buzz from my regular cell phone st — Richelle Mead, The Fiery Heart
Two seconds later, the sound of an alarm filled my ears. ''What did you do?'' I said over the noise as he backed up towa — Michelle Hodkin, The Evolution of Mara Dyer
It's funny. No matter how hard you try, you can't close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up, you never kno — Kirstie Alley
What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yea — Gena Showalter, Oh My Goth
I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here. — Lauren Myracle
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. — Isaac Asimov
I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And tha — C. JoyBell C.
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. — Bill Watterson
A boo is a lot louder than a cheer. — Lance Armstrong
I love you. I hate you. I like you. I hate you. I love you. I think you’re stupid. I think you’re a loser. I think you’r — Shannon L. Alder
If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. — David Cook
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. — Ellen DeGeneres, Seriously... I'm Kidding