To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.


— Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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