Quotes by Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

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If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
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To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.
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Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly tra — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.
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Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.
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She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.
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She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally i — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Love is inaudible—until you hear it. And once you do, you’ll never forget the sound of her voice.
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I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
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I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say i — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.
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She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of those may or may not — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
We had an unspoken love for one another. Probably because she’d never talk to me or return my phone calls or texts.
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In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps.
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I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated.
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I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I’d better go drown myself before I freeze to death.
 — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
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I make love like a snake disguised as an elephant and a donkey. But I mustn’t talk about sexual congress and Congress si — Dark Jar Tin Zoo, Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.