The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin, Dearest Clementine
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin, Dearest Clementine
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin, Dearest Clementine
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin, Dearest Clementine
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin, Dearest Clementine
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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

— Lex Martin, Dearest Clementine
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