Quotes about Grammar humor

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I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but — Tina Fey, Bossypants
Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
And while we're on the subject of ducks, which we plainly are, the story, 'The Ugly Duckling' ought be banned as the cen — Russell Brand, My Booky Wook
And all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before--an — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Lex Martin, Dearest Clementine
Despite centuries of English literature, the most famous split infinitive in all of history comes from Star Trek. — R. Curtis Venture
No," I replied testily. "I'm pretty sure 'digital' is Latin for 'fingeral,' so finger cancer equals digital cancer. This — Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir
Cordelia glared at me. 'I expect if someone strapped you to table an swung an axe over your naked quivering flesh like T — Victoria Clayton, Clouds among the Stars
#Twitter: proudly promoting ghastly grammar and silly misspelling since 2006. — E.A. Bucchianeri
Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach, police grammar on the Internet. — Ruadhán J. McElroy
I decided quickly that committing crimes against grammar was a hard limit for me. — Sophie Morgan, Diary of a Submissive: A Modern True Tale of Sexual Awakening