Quotes about Hilarious

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You! You tricked me! I never want to see you or that bottle of liquid arsenic again!”I chucked the empty moonshine jug a — Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave
He was still thoughtful. 'Do you think any of us ever really knows anyone?' 'Philosophy, Lord Dryden? And yet it's dayl — Julie Anne Long, How the Marquess Was Won
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows
What were you thinking?" I demanded once we were moving to the music. I was trying to ignore his hands. "Do you know how — Richelle Mead, The Indigo Spell
Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Did those nice church ladies come by again?" He nodded. "I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and th — Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic
I'm a little bit naked, but that's okay. — Lady Gaga
Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked..."Go ahead," Newt replied.Minho nodded and faced the crowd — James Dashner, The Maze Runner
Dearest Annie, Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand But I’m thinking of you. - Ronan P.S. Just to clarify, — L.H. Cosway, The Hooker and the Hermit
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM! — Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune
Oh- and grab the plastic bag over by my suitcase."I slug down the last of the coffee and get up. The bag contains panty — Holly Black, Red Glove
June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them. — Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. — Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
I can't see anything" he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. "I'm blind. — L.J. Smith, Night World, No. 1
She's in the Catskill," Shopie began, but Scathach reached over and pinched her hand. " — Michael Scott
It wasn’t enough that I had to worry about playing well and winning the game, but I also had to deal with possibility th — Wes Locher, Musings on Minutiae
I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been. —Enid Healy — Seanan McGuire, Discount Armageddon