Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. — Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. — Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. — Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. — Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby. — Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
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Yes, I kidnapped that Lindberg baby.

— Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
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