Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows
Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows
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Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go.

— George R.R. Martin, A Feast for Crows
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