Quotes about Humour

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If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years — Johnny Depp
I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was wo — Stephanie Lennox, I Don't Remember You
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott, The Intern
A fit, healthy body—that is the best fashion statement — Jess C. Scott
I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott, Wicked Lovely
V-Day…if you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for “your loved one” I think it’s quite st — Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel
Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up. — Marian Keyes, Watermelon
My head’ll explode if I continue with this escapism. — Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel
Whatever happened to the dragon?"I mustered my primmest tone. "He has a name, you know."Adrian pulled back and gave me a — Richelle Mead, The Indigo Spell
Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay. — Jess C. Scott, EyeLeash: A Blog Novel
Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up — Nick Hornby
I suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the — Jess C. Scott, New Order
Smirking, he says, "Whatever spell you just tried to cast on me, it didn't work, so I think you need to go back to Hogwa — Jenny Han, To All the Boys I've Loved Before
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection fi — Greg Behrendt
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. — Woody Allen
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. — Elbert Hubbard
I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And tha — C. JoyBell C.
I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, I don — Woody Allen, Annie Hall: Screenplay
We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works. — Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy