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I was smiling yesterday,I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow.Simply because life is too short to cry for anythin — Santosh Kalwar, Quote Me Everyday
Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, m — Louis C.K.
Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names.""Good idea," said Jace. "I — Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan, The Last Olympian
Is this Clarissa Fray?" The voice on the other end of the phone sounded familiar, though not immediately identifiable.Cl — Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public — they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it
And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke. — Hermann Hesse, Steppenwolf
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his — H.L. Mencken, Minority Report
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions. — Criss Jami, Killosophy
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. — Friedrich Nietzsche
I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man. — Tamora Pierce, Squire
A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds — H.L. Mencken
I started studying law, but this I could stand just for one semester. I couldn't stand more. Then I studied languages an — George Pólya
The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact. — G.K. Chesterton, All Things Considered
The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm — Fakeer Ishavardas
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call h — Fakeer Ishavardas
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in. — Carl R White
I deem myself as intellectual and analytical as much as I can but still never miss the chance to goof around and joke ab — Genereux Philip