Quotes by Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood

Explore a curated collection of 6 quotes by Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood. Discover timeless wisdom, insightful thoughts, and memorable words that have inspired readers around the world. Browse through the gallery below and click on any quote to read more.

We're constantly judging and grading other parents, just to make sure that they aren't any better than us. I'm as guilty — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Jokes about butts WORKED. — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass. — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood