When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
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When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands out head and shoulders above the rest of her booger-eating friends.

— Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
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