It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass. — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass. — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass. — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass. — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass. — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
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It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.

— Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
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