Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they' — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
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Take any two-year-old through a car wash and their skulls are blown. FLAPS! FOAM! ROLLING THINGS! It's the closest they'll ever get to being inside a working spaceship.

— Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
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