For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and actin — Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
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For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

— Drew Magary, Someone Could Get Hurt: A Memoir of Twenty-First-Century Parenthood
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