What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!

— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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