What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Download Customize

What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!

— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
drunk humour jokes

More “Drunk” Quotes

They loved him, or loved the thought of him, what they thought he was: a man who could easily have had a good life who c — Donal Ryan, The Spinning Heart
You know I'm no squealer, Harry.''You're a rummy. But no matter how rum dumb you get, if you ever talk about that, I pro — Ernest Hemingway, To Have and Have Not
Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! B — John Green, Paper Towns
These poems are cupsthat I pour my love into.Here, Drink! — Kamand Kojouri
With wine beside a gently flowing brook - this is the best — Withdrawn from sorrow in some quiet nook - this is the best
As I have no form now, I will be recreated;into unknown new shapes, colours and forms distorted.the 'I' in me has faded, — Drunken Mystic
let me diefrom having being drunk onindigo skies, my liver...overflowing with stars. — Sanober Khan, Turquoise Silence
So they gave me love in form of poison and tiny little pills, programming my emotions, teaching me how to feel. To act c — Charlotte Eriksson, Empty Roads & Broken Bottles; in search for The Great Perhaps
Plato forbids children wine till eighteen years of age, and to get drunk till forty; but, after forty, gives them leave — Michel de Montaigne, The Complete Essays
People keep asking what I do for a living and I keep saying that I don’t believe in making a living. That it’s a concept — Charlotte Eriksson
Reasoning with a drunkard is likeGoing under water with a torch to seek for a drowning man. — Thiruvalluvar, Holy Kural - Thirukkural in Tamil with English Translations
The Victrola, the Movies, a lecture: such are the three American alternatives to Silence, Scandal and Squabble.Or else, — Aleister Crowley, The Drug and Other Stories