What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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What's so unpleasant about being drunk?""Ask a glass of water!

— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Life is magical when you are drunk with love. — Debasish Mridha M.D.
By the first mouthful I knew that I was going to get drunk that night. The drink tasted too good not to. — S.A. Tawks, Mule
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We are born. We die. Somewhere in between we live. And how we live is up to us. That’s it. — Steven Ramirez, Tell Me When I'm Dead
What I learned in this tragedy was the eternal lesson of good people going bad. — Steven Ramirez, Tell Me When I'm Dead
I thought if I loved you enough I could change you. I was so stupid. — Steven Ramirez, Tell Me When I'm Dead
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