Quotes about Jokes

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Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, m — Louis C.K.
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions. — Criss Jami, Killosophy
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling. — Friedrich Nietzsche
I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are an evil man. — Tamora Pierce, Squire
The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
Little people make tall claims. As being this-that avatar or messiah. Some even say they're God. Well, if they are, I'm — Fakeer Ishavardas
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call h — Fakeer Ishavardas
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in. — Carl R White
I deem myself as intellectual and analytical as much as I can but still never miss the chance to goof around and joke ab — Genereux Philip
Don't answer the door in a wedding dress and veil, he might not think you're joking. — Amy Sedaris, I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence
Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But have you heard t — Bridget Zinn, Poison
Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One of the most common and most dangerous misbeliefs is that it is impossible for someone to be stupid just because they — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In this storyI am the poetYou're the poetry. — Arzum Uzun
It sometimes seemed to him that for love to work, it had to be fair, that he should tell only half the joke, and she the — Tao Lin, Bed
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unl — Dave Barry
I frowned as my fingers throbbed. “Wait a sec. There’s a chance I can’t work with fire and you let me do that?”“How else — Jennifer L. Armentrout, Onyx
What do you suppose is the use of a child without any meaning? Even a joke should have some meaning-- and a child's more — Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There