Quotes by Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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This must be Thursday,' said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. 'I never could get the hang of Thursdays. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Don't Panic. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now? — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long wa — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
So this is it," said Arthur, "We are going to die.""Yes," said Ford, "except... no! Wait a minute!" He suddenly lunged a — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
A towel, [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhike — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Man — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually statin — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galacti — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was."Is there an — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Ow! My brains! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of go — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."(Sass: know, be aware of, me — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy