Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?Ford: We're safe.Arthur: Oh good.Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet. that I wasn't previously aware of.

— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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