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Ow! My brains! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Ow! My brains! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Ow! My brains! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Ow! My brains! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Ow! My brains! — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Ow! My brains!

— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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