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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. — Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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