Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office. — Joseph Heller, Catch-22
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Major Major never sees anyone in his office while he's in his office.

— Joseph Heller, Catch-22
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