First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't ha — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't ha — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't ha — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't ha — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't ha — Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
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First, I'm not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn't have kids. Third, if I was insane enough to get married and have kids, it would be a cold day in hell I'd let you babysit.

— Jennifer Crusie, Bet Me
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