And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy C — Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
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And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very pointy Jimmy Choos up your prissy little ass. Do I make myself clear?

— Magan Vernon, My Paper Heart
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