A survey was done on people who LIE, but the results were unreLIEable — Joseph Julius Bonkowski Jr., Quote Me the Book of All New Quotes
A survey was done on people who LIE, but the results were unreLIEable — Joseph Julius Bonkowski Jr., Quote Me the Book of All New Quotes
A survey was done on people who LIE, but the results were unreLIEable — Joseph Julius Bonkowski Jr., Quote Me the Book of All New Quotes
A survey was done on people who LIE, but the results were unreLIEable — Joseph Julius Bonkowski Jr., Quote Me the Book of All New Quotes
A survey was done on people who LIE, but the results were unreLIEable — Joseph Julius Bonkowski Jr., Quote Me the Book of All New Quotes
Download Customize

A survey was done on people who LIE, but the results were unreLIEable

— Joseph Julius Bonkowski Jr., Quote Me the Book of All New Quotes
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
funny humorous quotes humours liars lying

More “Funny” Quotes

In the interests of friendship, I hope you’ll forgive me what I’m about to do.”“Forgive you wha—”My sentence was cut off — Seanan McGuire, Late Eclipses
I’ll use my divination and look into the future. Hey, you know what, I’m seeing the future right now. If I stand here an — Benedict Jacka, Veiled
We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you’re crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you’re worried about — Bethany Wiggins, The Dragon's Price
When you marooned me on that God forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparr — Ted Elliott & Terry Rossio, Pirates of the Caribbean
I am a writer. Therefore. I am not sane. — Edgar Allan Poe
Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts. — Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name — Swapna Rajput, In Search of a Soulmate
Tonight, history was going to be made. And it wasn't the discovery-of-radium, first-man-on-the-moon happy kind of histor — Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl
I do not see how my agreeing to marry a scruffy old brute will have the power to keep a fire-breathing dragon locked ben — Bethany Wiggins, The Dragon's Price
I am so tired of this gothic crap,” I muttered. “Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. — Seanan McGuire, An Artificial Night
My maid never sweeps under the bed so I asked her to do so today. Found a pen, three pairs of shoes and the man I had lo — Sanhita Baruah
Good gravy on biscuits, girlfriend, you are in the middle of more messes than a platter of scrambled eggs. What's going — Paige Shelton, Bookman Dead Style