Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twist — Terry Pratchett
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Of course, to be fair, that was a parent's job. The world was so full of sharp bends that if they didn't put a few twists in you, you wouldn't stand a chance of fitting in.

— Terry Pratchett
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