Quotes about Discworld

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It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching? — Terry Pratchett, Mort
You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.' — Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of time. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
Men marched away, Vimes. And men marched back. How glorious the battles would have been that they never had to fight! — Terry Pratchett, Jingo
History was full of the bones of good men who'd followed bad orders in the hope that they could soften the blow. Oh, yes — Terry Pratchett, Jingo
Tiffany knew what the problem was immediately. She'd seen it before, atbirthday parties. Her brother was suffering from — Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men
where actual evidence had been a bit sparse he had, in the best traditions of the keen ethnic historian, inferred from r — Terry Pratchett
Is somethin' wrong?" said Daft Wullie."Aye!" snapped the kelda. "Rob willnae tak' a drink o' Special Sheep Liniment!"Wul — Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky
Sybil’s female forebears had valiantly backed up their husbands as distant embassies were besieged, had given birth on a — Terry Pratchett, Thud!
Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra color — Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. — Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
His granny taught him to read, see. I reckon it overheated his mind. — Terry Pratchett, Mort
No enemies had ever taken Ankh-Morpork. Well technically they had, quite often; the city welcomed free-spending barbaria — Terry Pratchett, Eric
The world rides through space on the back of a turtle. This is one of the great ancient world myths, found wherever men — Terry Pratchett
It was a Guild of Assassins, after all. Black was what you wore. The night was black and so were you. And black had such — Terry Pratchett, Night Watch
Then Tak looked upon the stone and it was trying to come alive, and Tak smiled, and wrote All things strive.And for the — Terry Pratchett, Thud!
I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy,' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the tro — Terry Pratchett, The Color of Magic
It's rude to stare," said the troll. Its mouth opened with a little crest of foam, and shut again in exactly the same wa — Terry Pratchett
Gods didn’t mind atheists, if they were deep, hot, fiery, atheists like Simony, who spend their whole life hating gods f — Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book. — Terry Pratchett, Soul Music