The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that mo — Amy Schumer
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The saddest realization I’ve had in my life is that my parents are people. Sad, human people. I aged a decade in that moment.

— Amy Schumer
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