Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both. — Dorothy Parker
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Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

— Dorothy Parker
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