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The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand. — Matshona Dhliwayo
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The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.

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