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Enjoy every ounce of your life, get high and be sincere to anybody that comes around you. — Salman Aditya, High in School
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in. — Carl R White
For the love of mercy, I cannot walk into mediation with a swollen vagina, Cash. Please.”I smile against her thigh, rubb — Pella Grace, Knock Love Out
Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey, The Quotations Book of life and Death
Sam's phone buzzed. She fished it out of her pocket, checked the screen, and cursed. "I have to go.""You just got here." — Rick Riordan, The Hammer of Thor
Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. — Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey, The Quotations Book of life and Death
Only love will attract love.”~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey, The Quotations Book of life and Death
An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Get high on love, not drugs. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Love came, it saw, and it conquered me. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you. — Matshona Dhliwayo
There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday. — Matshona Dhliwayo
If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Money can't buy love, except on Valentine’s Day. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever. — Matshona Dhliwayo