In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey, The Quotations Book of life and Death
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey, The Quotations Book of life and Death
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey, The Quotations Book of life and Death
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey, The Quotations Book of life and Death
In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey, The Quotations Book of life and Death
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In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

— Amunhotep El Bey, The Quotations Book of life and Death
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