The story is uneven in its progression. — ichtys, Superior Cross
The story is uneven in its progression. — ichtys, Superior Cross
The story is uneven in its progression. — ichtys, Superior Cross
The story is uneven in its progression. — ichtys, Superior Cross
The story is uneven in its progression. — ichtys, Superior Cross
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The story is uneven in its progression.

— ichtys, Superior Cross
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