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In my book an erection constitutes personal growth. — Amunhotep El Bey, The Quotations Book of life and Death
The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife. — Matshona Dhliwayo
An inch to a man’s heart is a mile to his wallet. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Get high on love, not drugs. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Falling in love with someone is intentional, even if it was their looks that tripped you. — Matshona Dhliwayo
There is nothing wrong with being a puppet if love is the one pulling the strings. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday. — Matshona Dhliwayo
If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Money can't buy love, except on Valentine’s Day. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the nigh — Matshona Dhliwayo
A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back. — Matshona Dhliwayo
If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate. — Matshona Dhliwayo
An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers. — Matshona Dhliwayo