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Boys are raw materials that women manufacture into products called men. — Matshona Dhliwayo
I was my own boss, but that all changed the day I got married. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores. — Matshona Dhliwayo
A mother’s eyes are like God; impossible to get away from, they see everything. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right. — Matshona Dhliwayo
The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list. — Matshona Dhliwayo
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Women are heavyweight boxers; only, they punch with words, not fists. — Matshona Dhliwayo
When I was young, I believed God was a woman because I couldn't come up with any other explanation as to why the univers — Matshona Dhliwayo
A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Wisdom of the Ages: "President's Day" One allowed the Federal Reserve and one got lead. One got a city and the other got — Matthew Heines
By studying human history, we can realize how much of human stupidity has fallen on fertile ground. Is gravity guilty fo — Eraldo Banovac
My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over. — Matshona Dhliwayo
Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too. — Matshona Dhliwayo
If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man. — Matshona Dhliwayo