Being immortal is grand and all but I don't really remember half of what I did. The human brain was not made to hold thi — John Kennebrew, Restless nights and Zombies
Being immortal is grand and all but I don't really remember half of what I did. The human brain was not made to hold thi — John Kennebrew, Restless nights and Zombies
Being immortal is grand and all but I don't really remember half of what I did. The human brain was not made to hold thi — John Kennebrew, Restless nights and Zombies
Being immortal is grand and all but I don't really remember half of what I did. The human brain was not made to hold thi — John Kennebrew, Restless nights and Zombies
Being immortal is grand and all but I don't really remember half of what I did. The human brain was not made to hold thi — John Kennebrew, Restless nights and Zombies
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Being immortal is grand and all but I don't really remember half of what I did. The human brain was not made to hold this much information. So it doesn't.

— John Kennebrew, Restless nights and Zombies
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