Author's WarningIf you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cus — Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
Author's WarningIf you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cus — Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
Author's WarningIf you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cus — Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
Author's WarningIf you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cus — Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
Author's WarningIf you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cus — Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
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Author's WarningIf you're buying this book as a gift for your grandma or a kid, you should be aware that it contains cusswords as well as tasteful depictions of cannibalism and people in their forties having sex. Don't blame me. I told you.

— Christopher Moore, The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
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