I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes, Sleepeth Not, the Bastard
I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes, Sleepeth Not, the Bastard
I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes, Sleepeth Not, the Bastard
I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes, Sleepeth Not, the Bastard
I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. — Dave Matthes, Sleepeth Not, the Bastard
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I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.

— Dave Matthes, Sleepeth Not, the Bastard
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