Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
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Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a vampire on the Internet, went to his evil love den, and let him turn me, because I'm that brainless.

— Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
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