Quotes by Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

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I am your sire. I am to guide you through your first days as a vampire. Your first feeding is a rite of passage, a sacra — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Does Hallmark make a “Sorry I tried to drink your blood and touched you in a vaguely inappropriate manner” card? I settl — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian."He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of the tube top. "I — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Wait, Richard Cheney, as in Dick Cheney? You're a vampire named Dick Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
My grandma Ruthie, Jettie's sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Misery, thy name is Mudslide — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
You are the night.""I am the night," I repeated."You are the night."I cocked my head, sending him a questioning look. "I — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing."See Dick," Dic — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
I fixed your car," he said, tossing the keys from a jade dish on the little maple end table.I palmed them and eyed him s — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair. Without sup — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Zeb was kindergarten teacher--a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
You want to stab me again, don't you?"He didn't look at all ashamed. "Think of it as testing the limits of your new abil — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that this was the guy, t — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends.""You're a twisted little man.""Co — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Don't worry about being nervous. A lot of vampires have trouble with this from time to time. It happens to everyone.""If — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Dick called, but he just left dirty voice-mail messages. Let's just say if I'm ever in the market for a massage involvin — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
Most of the people you read about being turned meet vamps in clubs or over the Internet...Ew, did you...?""Yes, I met a — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
I grabbed my purse, which was conveniently place by the front door. Gabriel was such a considerate abductor/host. He eve — Molly Harper, Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs