Quotes about Sarcasm

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This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic. — Lorrie Moore, Like Life
How 'bout a shot of truth in that denial cocktail. — Jennifer Salaiz
Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building — Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels
Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. — P.G. Wodehouse, The Small Bachelor
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?""Yes," said Harry stiffly."Yes, sir.""There' — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again."So he can sneak up on people," said Ron. "Sometimes he gets — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'. — Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.""They didn't," Magnus said. — Cassandra Clare, City of Glass
Why were you lurking under our window?""Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?""Lis — J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? — Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
I don't want tea," said Clary, with muffled force. "I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her i — Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?"Isabelle shrugged philosophi — Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did — Cassandra Clare, City of Glass
Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. — Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, t — Cassandra Clare, City of Fallen Angels
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. — Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
By the Angel," Jace said, looking the demon up and down. "I knew Greater Demons were meant to be ugly, but no one ever w — Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?""Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple.""But...you did something nice. Why? — Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth
I'm sorry. I use my rapier wit to hide my inner pain. — Cassandra Clare