Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. — Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. — Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. — Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. — Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep. — Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
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Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

— Jim Butcher, Blood Rites
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