Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. — Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. — Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. — Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. — Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive. — Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
Download Customize

Vampires. They wrote the book on possessive.

— Charlaine Harris, Dead to the World
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
funny sookie eric

More “Funny” Quotes

If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke. — Chandan Sharma
I may just be on the outskirts of being okay. — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can’t solve them by yourself. — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
Is that the biggest favor your vocal cords have done to anyone this week? — Pawan Mishra, Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy
You never know what you will find in your pants! — Ken Poirot
The only person who worries about my mother is God, and that's only because she wants His job. — Sue Civil-Brown, The Prince Next Door
The Earl of Woolsey was indeed completely nude. He did not seem particularly perturbed by this fact, but Miss Tarabotti — Gail Carriger, Soulless
He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog. — Gail Carriger, Soulless
Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter. — Gail Carriger, Soulless
I said to my friend, "Why do you smoke (cigarettes)?"He replied, "Because I like to put myself on the line for the welfa — Saad Salman
I wonder why Steven wasn’t at swimming club tonight?” Archie asked. “He’s caught bronchitis,” Mrs Akran said. Imran thou — Mark A. Cooper, Archie Wilson & The Nuckelavee
THE UNOFFICIAL AND UNWRITTEN(but you better follow them or you’re going to get beaten twice as hard)SPOKANE INDIAN RULES — Sherman Alexie, The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian